The day has finally come! I am now a year old, on NG.

THIS IS AWWWEESSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMME!!!

I was banned for ONE day instead of three for posting in a spam thread.

I think the mods like me now. :D

I am currently banned for 3 days for posting Beck lyrics, so look at this picture while you comment on my awesomeness.

Jesus is awesome and He loves you :3

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Jesus is my homeslice.

I FOUGHT FOR MY MEALS!!!!!

ooh, nachos :3

You want some? No? Good. Because I would have kicked your ass if you touched my nachos. >:(

Ok guys, I want some oppinions of my photo shop for this thread before I post in it.
Here's the link because the pic is to big for news posts.

So in other news, I figured out the exact time I will be unbanned!! Horray for me. :D I will be unbanned on September 2nd, at 4:15:34 AM. Pretty impressive stuff, no? i i5 m47h 1337!!111!!1

EDIT: Got a new one for you guys! Check it out!

*Tom Servo double-takes*

Second greatest website ever!

Omegle conversation log2009-07-29
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: where the hell you at?!!
Stranger: hurry up
You: here
Stranger: i am hungry
Stranger: get your ass in the kitchen
Stranger: i want pancakes and hotdogs
Stranger: with mint jelly
You: coming right up sir!
Stranger: and i want a glass of ice with only round ice cubes
Stranger: chip them your self
You: YES SIR! Anything for you!
Stranger: where is your mom?
You: Sleeping
Stranger: i want her to serve me
Stranger: butt naked
Stranger: with heels on
Stranger: and your dad to take out the trash
You: she's like 400 lbs and my dad is dead
Stranger: all for the wage of table scraps and some used lightbulbs
Stranger: lets go dig up dad
You: good fucking luck. he's cremated
Stranger: can we snort him?
You: no
Stranger: damn
Stranger: you ever heard of big L
You: Yea, real drag that we can't snort the greatest influence in my life
You: and no
Stranger: thats all i needed thanks

--{LONG PAUSE}--

You: your pancakes are done
Stranger: are they buttermilk with white chocolate flakes on top?
You: of course!
Stranger: ok lets hang them from the ceiling and make your mom jump up and get them
Stranger: she 400lbs right
Stranger: that shoould be amazing to watch
You: no, that's just not right, but so damn funny.
You: Hey, have you heard of this new thing called 'fire'?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes they used that on your dad
You: Yeah, why don't you go die in it?

You have disconnected.

I finally took your advice, Poozy. It really does work!

Also, cinnamon rolls.

EDT: I decided to get rid of that last post. Not as many lulz.

I talked to God. This is what he said;

Me:
do you touch yourself at night
God:
Yes I try to touch myself at night as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
do you touch little children as well?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
no, you molest kids
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I molest kids.
Me:
no I don't mind if you tell others that you molest kids.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Thank you for your permission.
Me:
you are one sick person
God:
No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
Me:
You touch yourself and little kids. That isn't right.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I touch yourself and little kids. What would you have said?
Me:
the same thing
God:
I never noticed that similarity.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
why do you touch kids?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
pervert. You can get arrested for that.
God:
How did you hear about God? No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
god doesn't touch little kids.
God:
Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Me:
so molesting little kids isn't a sin?
God:
" Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone."? so molesting little kids isn't a sin?? What is molesting little kids?
Me:
touching their penises
God:
And molesting little kids is touching their penises.
Me:
yes. you touch little kids' penises
God:
I see. Thanks for the information: said I touch little kids penises.
Me:
Yes I did.
God:
Tell me more. Why did you?
Me:
I just wanted you to know
God:
Are you serious? Why do you want me to know?
Me:
to know you touch little kids.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I touch little kids.
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
why do you touch yourself?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
yes you do.
God:
Come on. When do I do it?
Me:
you said all the time
God:
That is a lot. " When do I do it?"? I said?
Me:
You touch little kids aswell.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I touch little kids aswell.
Me:
I said it not to long ago.
God:
What did you mean by it? "It" being what?
Me:
that you touch little kids.
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
Quite so.
God:
Somewhat. Come on.
Me:
No I will not come on.
God:
Are you serious? What will you do instead?
Me:
I'm getting the hell out of here.
God:
Who made you the hell out of here ?
Me:
YOU
God:
" Who made you the hell out of here ?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes you because you touch yourself and little kids.
God:
Yippee! I haven't heard anything like that before: said I because you touch yourself and little kids.
Me:
touching litlle kids is not somthing to be happy about.
God:
Who is somthing to be happy about?
Me:
Your fat fucking face
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fat fucking face.
Me:
No
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
you need to stop
God:
My schedule is far too full to even consider it.
Me:
full of touching little kids
God:
How much.
Me:
"My schedule is far to full to even consider it." Far to full
God:
Where did you get your schedule is far to full to even consider it? Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
idk, but you prefer to molest little kids
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
God likes to touch little kids. the end
God:
I am a Christian. Thanks for telling me that story, .
Me:
you're welcome.

Children of newgrounds, be afraid of God. He will touch your pen0rz.

What's the highest you've ever scored in a game of Klondike solitaire? With one-card draw and with three-card draw.

The highest I've gotten in one-card draw almost 10,000. I think it was something like 9,173. But that was a long time ago. The highest I've gotten in three-card draw was 6,131. I got that not to long ago, actually I did it on the 3rd of June.

I've been catching up with an old friend recently. No, not that dweeb from 4th grade, this TV show I used to watch when I was young, Top Gear.

Top Gear is a British TV show all about cars, one hundred and eleven percent of the time. And It's not like your typical car show, It's 1000 times better. It is hosted by three guys; Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May. And it also actually has humor in it! Not cheesy humor, funny humor.

Every episode they get challenges from the producer, (or so they say) and they seem impossible. But they do them and have fun doin' them.

They also have car race around there track to see what street-legal car can set the fastest lap. They are all driven by their "Tame racing driver". Some say that he has the world's largest pornography collection. Others say that when he took his helmet off once, four people had to be rushed to the hospital to be treated for blindness. All we know is, he's called "The Stig".

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James May Pick up Line FAIL

Horray!! There's only... *checks calander* ...TWO MORE DAYS (not including today) left at mah school!! I can't wait for summer so I can finally stay up till 5am and wake up 1pm. This is going to be the best summer EVER!!!

So, what are you guys gunna do over summer vacation? Anything interesting, exiting, or generally awesome?