Who is wanting a to be in a relationship.

Are is at least 5'6'' (no taller than 6'), 120 lbs (no heavier than 180lbs), has longish (at least shoulder length) black or brown hair, happy personality, understanding, 14 to 17 years of age, and has lightly tanned skin (but not pale)?

If you are, then please respond to this. I've been looking for someone to share my love with for a while and i was hoping my fellow newgrounders could help me out. Please respond and help a fellow newgrounder out please!