Ok, whats the differance between my car and my wife?
The car actually responds to me!

Now, whats the differance between dead people and my car?
I don't keep the dead people in my garauge!

Finnaly, whats the differance between dead people and my wife?
The car hasn't ran over her yet!

LOLZ, Sorry if that offended anyone, I just thought the idea was funny.

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