Since I'm now banned from the BBS, I'll post and joke I made up years ago.

Ok, whats the differance between my car and my wife?
The car actually responds to me!

Now, whats the differance between dead people and my car?
I don't keep the dead people in my garauge!

Finnaly, whats the differance between dead people and my wife?
The car hasn't ran over her yet!

Sorry if its offencive, I was young when I thought of it.