I've been catching up with an old friend recently. No, not that dweeb from 4th grade, this TV show I used to watch when I was young, Top Gear.

Top Gear is a British TV show all about cars, one hundred and eleven percent of the time. And It's not like your typical car show, It's 1000 times better. It is hosted by three guys; Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May. And it also actually has humor in it! Not cheesy humor, funny humor.

Every episode they get challenges from the producer, (or so they say) and they seem impossible. But they do them and have fun doin' them.

They also have car race around there track to see what street-legal car can set the fastest lap. They are all driven by their "Tame racing driver". Some say that he has the world's largest pornography collection. Others say that when he took his helmet off once, four people had to be rushed to the hospital to be treated for blindness. All we know is, he's called "The Stig".

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James May Pick up Line FAIL