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Omegle conversation log2009-07-29
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: where the hell you at?!!
Stranger: hurry up
You: here
Stranger: i am hungry
Stranger: get your ass in the kitchen
Stranger: i want pancakes and hotdogs
Stranger: with mint jelly
You: coming right up sir!
Stranger: and i want a glass of ice with only round ice cubes
Stranger: chip them your self
You: YES SIR! Anything for you!
Stranger: where is your mom?
You: Sleeping
Stranger: i want her to serve me
Stranger: butt naked
Stranger: with heels on
Stranger: and your dad to take out the trash
You: she's like 400 lbs and my dad is dead
Stranger: all for the wage of table scraps and some used lightbulbs
Stranger: lets go dig up dad
You: good fucking luck. he's cremated
Stranger: can we snort him?
You: no
Stranger: damn
Stranger: you ever heard of big L
You: Yea, real drag that we can't snort the greatest influence in my life
You: and no
Stranger: thats all i needed thanks

--{LONG PAUSE}--

You: your pancakes are done
Stranger: are they buttermilk with white chocolate flakes on top?
You: of course!
Stranger: ok lets hang them from the ceiling and make your mom jump up and get them
Stranger: she 400lbs right
Stranger: that shoould be amazing to watch
You: no, that's just not right, but so damn funny.
You: Hey, have you heard of this new thing called 'fire'?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yes they used that on your dad
You: Yeah, why don't you go die in it?

You have disconnected.

I finally took your advice, Poozy. It really does work!

Also, cinnamon rolls.