Alright, aspiring philosophers. I'm going to say some pointless crap that will just be a waste of your time. So prepare to brace yourself for my quotes.

You can reply and tell which one you think is the best because you could get something in return :3

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"If people think they're smart, they think you're stupid too."

"Masturbation isn't sex until you've jizzed."

"Why even try when some idiot will make your mistakes for you?"

"'Going green' is just another way to say you're a fag."

"Having freedoms doesn't give you the right to be an idiot."

"Life is like my ass: it's full of shit."

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"Showing your tits is the ultimate excuse."

"The government doesn't want you to be curious."

"One man's ritual is another man's sin."

"Be very afraid of mimes. They're crafty little creatures."

"Idiots are the future of yesterday."

"Beggars can be choosers; they can choose to either get raped, or to fucking deal with it."

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This is a democracy, Goddamn it! Vote for your favorite and win prizes!*

Feel free to use one of them for your sig, blurb, or everyday life. But make sure to include me as the author. Because if you don't, lets just say the next time you see your loved ones, it won't be a happy reunion.**

Don't worry though if you do decide to use my material. If you think you're running a little dry, check back later and there might be some new quotes from yours truly up there.

For now, just go fuck yourself :3

*Prizes include, but are not limited to: a kick in the ass, a kick in the shins, a kick in the balls, a kick in the face, a kick in the stomach, aids, and A FUCKING PONY.

**Results may vary.