Total Medals Earned: 1,998 (From 292 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,475 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Play the game once
Play for 5 minutes
Play for 10 minutes
Play for over 25 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/15 (35/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Heal an enemy ship
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/190 points)
Trippin' Balls
Die 37 times
Survive the cave of blades
Finish the game
Finish the game with no deaths
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (145/395 points)
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Reload any weapon 100 times
Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Equalize 500 targets
Play for 4 hours
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/140 points)
Visit the codex for the first time.
there all dead
World
Can't touch this.
but he doesn't fall down
who you call'n chicken?
Visit the codex 10 times.
Visit the codex 50 times.
¿Dónde está mi cerveza
there you go... good bye!
Who will interview the interviewmen?
The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
maybe.
...
Nephropidae
Cake and apple pie.
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
Yes it is.
that is the ummmm somthing...
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I'm almost done.
hhhmmmmm.
Visit the codex 100 times.
He will always be to me...