Who is wanting a to be in a relationship.

Are is at least 5'6'' (no taller than 6'), 120 lbs (no heavier than 180lbs), has longish (at least shoulder length) black or brown hair, happy personality, understanding, 14 to 17 years of age, and has lightly tanned skin (but not pale)?

If you are, then please respond to this. I've been looking for someone to share my love with for a while and i was hoping my fellow newgrounders could help me out. Please respond and help a fellow newgrounder out please!

It's called "Night Life" and it has the same riffs and stuff as Money by Pink Floyd. And It goes like this:

(Opening: 40 secs.)

--Verse 1--
Night life, it's out and about.
It's knows you throughout.

Night life, It's a pleasure,
Used for some good measure.

Night life, it's remote,
Enough to make you emote.

Night life, It's a gas,
Don't let it go past.

--Chorus 1--
On the strip it's a dream.
When you're only eighteen.

Are you going to stay?
Or just fade away?

Having the time of your life,
Can you remember your wife?

Through the glitz and glamour,
Or did you forget her?

--Verse 2--
Night life, go rob a bank.
It's enough to make you think.

Night life, park your car.
Cash your chips in at the bar.

Night life, it's a blast,
Makes your head spin real fast

Night life, it's great,
don't stay up to late.

--Chorus 2--
On the strip it's a dream.
When you're only eighteen.

Are you going to stay?
Or just fade away?

Having the time of your life,
Can you remember your wife?

Through the glitz and glamour,
Or did you forget her?

--Verse 3--
Night life, the end is near,
Time to head back to your dear.

Night life, wave goodbye,
It's time to go fly.

Night life, goodbye so long,
It was fun, don't get me wrong.

Night life, you're back.
Now it's time to hit the sack.

--Chorus 3--
On the strip it's a dream.
When you're only eighteen.

Are you going to stay?
Or just fade away?

Having the time of your life,
Can you remember your wife?

Through the glitz and glamour,
Or did you forget her?

On the strip it's a dream.
When you're only eighteen.

Are you going to stay?
Or just fade away?
Away, away, away, away, away, away, away, away.

If I can find something to make audio, I would submit it to the audio portal! Hope you like it. O, if you don't know what Money sounds like, click here.

Here's some questions to see if you could be my friend:

1. Are you comfortable with being around people 200lbs+ in public?

2. Do you have Guitar Hero or RockBand?

3. Are you extremly outgoing?

4. How many friends do you have that are of the opposite gender?

5. Are you a video gamer?

6. What's your outlook on cursing/cussing/swaring?

7. If something really bad happened to me, would you help me or not ?

8. Are you currently dating/going out with anyone?

9. What sports do you like?

10. Where do you live?

11. Would you hang out with a mentally handicaped person?

12. How old are you?

13. Favorite type of music

14. Favorite TV show

15. Do you judge people by their looks?

Be sure to answer honestly and trufully too!

I just sent a letter to Egoraper, my absolute favorite flash artist, and asked him if i could be in one of his flashes as a voice acter!!!! Hopfully he'll say I can!

EDIT: He said i couldn't but, he also said i could make a demo. And i asked what type of audio stuff would he recomend to a n00b.

(Note: sorry for the delay, I was kinda flustering around for the past day or so.)

Alright, it's new years eve and I want to finish things off with a bang! So here's my favorite tv shows 5-1!

(Note: I forgot to say that the shows aren't in any order what-so-ever.)

5. Monty Python - How doesn't love this show? If you don't then i suggest that you might as well go buy all of the seasons on dvd (or vhs if they still make those anymore and ur cheep).

4. Jepordy! - Favorite game show ever. It's always been a want of mine to be on the show. Anyway, I always like to see if my super-advanced 15 year old mind power can out smart people twice or even three times my age! LoL

3. SpongeBob SquarePants - Please don't laugh at me, (it's still not as bad as me liking Hello Kitty!) but even my dad, 18 year old brother, and many ofther of my friends still watch SpongeBob. But I would have to say that the hand-drawn episodes were much better.

2. All That - Nick's best veriety show ever!!!!!! The older ones where better, but not by much. If I could see that show again, it would be sweet as hell!

And finally, Number One one HighWayStar365's favorite tv shows ever;

1. Inuyasha - As you can tell from looking at my account page, I LOVE INUYASHA!! It has everything I want on a show, action humor, action, hot chicks, action, cute people, and humorous hot chick and cute people action!!!

So that concludes my time for today. Thank you and have a blessed New Year.

Oh boy, oh boy. oh boy... the TOP TEN eeck! *wets self* *faints* (lol! :p)

[While Dan passed out, Hank steped in as any good friend would (I really don't know any Hanks lol)]

Lets get this list a-moven' shall we?

10. Family Guy - In all actuality, I despise Family Guy, BUT, the older ones aren't as bad or offencive (I dont like being a part of an ofencive way). Seth Green's cool to.

9. The Universe - (its a little known fact that im a science buff but, not a lot of people know me. xD) I really got to like this show actually through my dad. He was a EMENCLY smart person. Rest In Pease dad :_(.

8. Gabriel Iglacias's Stand up bits - If you don't know Gabriel Iglacius, then you better get a gun, shoot your balls off and go buy a vagina (wow. I can't believe i could be that mean. sorry). Gabriel is the FUNNIEST fat guy in the world. He's the guy who came up with the 5 levels of fat: big, health, huskey, fluffy, and DAMN!! (he's only fluffy xD)

7. AFV (America's Funniest homeVideos) - I'm a man who sometimes likes his funny home-made =p

6. Pokemon - I LUV POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol. My favorite pokemon is Snorlax. SNORLAX PWNS ALL!!!

Here's 15-11 on my list:

15. CHEATS - I hate to admit it but i am a cheater. becides Kristen Holt is kinda cute =p

14. Yu-Yu Hakisho - I like anime fighting, what more can I say?

13. Cheap Seats - Ah, The ESPN Classic spoof of MST3K. I could never figure out what time it was on though.

12. Pool Trickshots - I have no clue what the league name is but i've always been a sucker for cool shit people can do with some balls and a stick. xD

11. Home Improvement - I always loved to watch this!!! The "Tool Time" bits where my favorites. Tim Allen and Richerd Karn (who happens to look suspisiously like Billy Mays) where the perfect duo. I like the older one because of Tim's accident-prone behavior.

That's all for today. Check in tomarrow for numbors 10 - 6!!!

I've always been obsessed with making lists of just about everything. So, I'm going to make a list of my favorite 20 tv shows. Everyday I will post 5 shows and say why they're my favs and see who comments on my list. So here are the first five:

20. Megas XLR - I loved to watch this show! I don't know why they decided to cancel it because that used to be what I would always watch when it was on.

19. The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy - If anyone can tell me who di the voice of Billy that would be awesome. But it was funny, origional, and had loads of good one-liners that I seem to like.

18. Yu-Gi-Oh! - I like the older ones more than the current ones because one duel wasn't drug out for SIX FREAKING EPISODES!!!

17. Behind the Music: Nirvana - I LOVE NIRVANA!!!!!!!!!! enough said.

16. Hello Kitty! - Oh yeah, I watched that. And I liked it. SHE'S SO FREAKING CUTE!!! That's coming from a guy who likes Slayer, Judast Priest, Pantera, and (of course) Nirvana.

I can't believe its Christmas already! I just got out of school 3 days ago! lol! Since it's Christmas, and I'm feeling generous, the first person to comment on this post will get a special gift from Dan The Man himself. Good luck!!

Well, Sorry about the tardyness of this post but i was still trying to get over her saying no to me. Now thaTt i think anbout it, "no" is the meanest thing u can say to anyone. BTW, if u want to learn more about me just coment and i'll be happy to fill in the blanks for you.